Tiger Woods is loose once again. Should European Americans hide their daughters or their golf balls? He has spent big bucks and gone through much time and trouble to convince us that he has a "sex addiction." In my opinion the truth is the clinic he really needs, has yet to be opened. What clinic exists for an ambiguously black male that loves white females more than "Precious" likes medium rare pigs feat with a couple hairs still sticking out? What state houses a clinic that is open for any man who craves white women more than most white men? Not Mississippi.
Tiger has no intentions whatsoever to turn back. You think I’m being nasty, no Tiger is nasty. I’m not hating the player or the game, Tiger’s the game. And just like any former prisoner, his game will get sharper once he is released. Especially in the absence of a truly certified diagnosed DSM IV-classified mental illness and clinic for the addiction to white females.
I find it strange that Tiger hasn’t even given his disease it’s own name given his history of coining a new ethnicity, cablinasian out of desperation of not wanting to be considered black. He had a perfect chance to do that as an alibi when his SUV hit that fire hydrant, I assumed that ideas would just come splashing out of his mind: ‘Ahhh... it seems I have come down with a case of severe Caucasian-Copulactus and I have to admit myself to the Betty Center (not Betty Ford, just Betty) for White Skin Carnal Addiction & Dependence.’ Humble reader, Tiger’s addiction runs much deeper than "Jungle Fever." In reality the mere fact this actual sex clinic our hero was sequestered for most of his absence from the fairways, is located in Hattiesburg Miss-a state not exactly known for giving aid and comfort to black men married to white wives-is food for thought in itself.
Word is that Woods has completed his "rehab" and has reunited with his wife Elin according to RadarOnline. Elin is believed to have dropped her divorce lawyer. I don’t have to tell you what a farce this is, but if Elin was privy to the alleged quotes of his handlers; that they compelled him to do rehab because "they feel if he blames his cheating on addiction, the public would forgive him," would she be returning to him?
Woods was first said to have admitted himself in an Arizona rehab clinic for sexual compulsion. At some point after this Woods braved to long waiting list of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg. They have a 20 ft. high fence and police and electronic surveillance (no-doubt completely lost on Tiger, is during the Jack Johnson era he would have gotten some real surveillance if he came rolling into Hattiesburg with a white wife, talking about how he’s "addicted to sex." Johnson had 3 white wives and the closest his fights came to Hattiesburg were several in Galveston TX).
Of course sex is prohibited including even masturbation. All of his affairs must be disclosed to his wife via telephone. This includes his affairs with porn stars and skin-mag models and even one who claims he is on the down-low (Loredana Jolie).
All-in-all I’m glad Eldrick the cablinasian went back to Elin the Nordic; it’s always cheaper to keep her, plus his kids are too small to be without a full family. Just don’t try to sell me on this addicted to sex theory. Tiger is addicted to America’s original post-colonial definition of beauty; pale skin, blond hair, blue eyes.
Hey it’s neither a crime or sin, he is light years from being the only black man or black athlete guilty of this. He just seems to be the worst post-Wilt Chamberlain example out there, except Chamberlain knew his sexual fiduciary limitations and didn’t con himself into marriage. Is there a cure for what really ails Tiger. If there is, you can bet he doesn’t want it.
